Always Never...

This blog is supposed to be dedicated to my family's adventure in Aicardi Land, but this is too cute not to share.

Last night the five of us went to the South Mississippi Fair, and as all of us Southerners know, you don't get to leave the fair without getting a free copy of the New Testament. Although Connor has several of his own Bibles, he is obsessed with collecting the tinier versions from the fair each year. He grabbed one for himself, and then one for Ava and we made our way to the van.  Before we could even get the children loaded, Connor positioned himself in front of Ava's wheel chair, Bible in hand and upside down, and began to "read" to her what he believed to be the commandments.  Somehow, I think God will still be pleased (and hopefully preacher man Connor got the message through to his impressionable little sister).

The commandments as he delivered them:

1) Love your enemies.

2) Always never be mean to your brother.

3) Always never kick people.

4) Always never say a bad word.

5) Always use a potty, not your pants.

6) Always never walk in the road when cars are coming.

7) Always never cough on someone.

8) Always keep an eye on the road.

9) Always never blow a horn at the movies.

10) Always obey your parents.

Kids are the best, aren't they? :)